The Hugh Jampton Experience
Yes it's the man from UNCLE (Useless Nitwit Can't Lift Engines)
Hello and welcome to another thrilling edition of the Hugh Jampton Experience!
The caption competition
Last issue we published the following picture and asked if our merry band of readers could come up with a suitable caption...
For some reason we had a much better response than in the previous issue, which had me worried, but luckily we can print a reasonable number of them...
We also had a bundle of entries from Laurence Simmons.
We also had a fine entry from regular reader William McNee.
John Crane also went into overload to come up with these...
However for absolute and total cheek we have to return to Laurence with this...
Regretfully we don't normally have a prize, however as a special bonus we are allowing you to take yourself out for a meal, and to have the opportunity to pay the bill as well! Who says RISCWorld isn't generous?
So here's this issues picture, can anyone think of a suitable caption?
Send your entries to HughJ@riscworld.co.uk and you too could become a z-list celebrity.
I got this e-mail in from Chris Newman after the last issue of RISCWorld, for those of you who have been asleep we published a photo of a chap having a "gentlemens excuse me" over a Microsoft sign...
Hugh's picture gallery
This issue's column has nearly turned into a real article, so I had better quickly fill it up with crap quickly...
And look we have just the thing to hand!
Of course I wouldn't want to say that all Macs are rubbish.
After all some operating systems might have been written by bicycle riders...
It's amazing though, just like a Weeble, Microsoft wobbles but it never falls down.
So like all good news programs (and ITN) lets finish with a cute animal picture.