The Hugh Jampton Experience
Standing proud for the downtrodden masses..it's...Hedge Jumpedon
Thanks you...thank you...you're too kind, in accepting this award I feel it's only fair to thank my mother, father, brother and...oh, no award? Oh well, I suppose that means it must be time for Hugh's Caption Conundrum!
The caption competition
Last issue we published the following and asked our keen eyed readers to come up with a suitable caption...
So what was in my mail box this time?
However in the opinion of the judges there was only one entry that was destined to win...
So congratulations to Chris, absolutely nothing at all won't be winging it's way in the post.
Anyway keeping the doggy theme (based on the fact that I get more responses with cute animal pics) here is this issue's picture, can anyone think of a suitable caption?
Send your entries to HughJ@riscworld.co.uk and you too could become the envy of tramps everywhere.
What an excellent idea, so why don't we have two competitions this time, our usual caption competition and a second competition on why you would like to win the first competition. Points will be awarded for the silliest reason, so get writing! If we have enough entries then it will save me the effort of knocking out a column for the next issue, and I will still get paid! So email your entries to HughJ@riscworld.co.uk.
Hugh's picture gallery
Moving quickly on lets see what other fun packed pictures have been e-mailed to me recently...
Firstly one for cat lovers.
And now many a true word said in jest...
It's no good I am going to have to put in another cat picture...
A logo you won't be seeing round here...
Although I can suggest the ideal OS to run on it..
That's all from me for this issue, see you again in May.