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The Hugh Jampton Experience

Fresh from his stint as MicroDigital's PR's...Hugh Jampton

Welcome back to the most popular column in RISCWorld (self reporting survey of 1 RISCWorld author), so without further ado lets kick off with our every popular caption competition...

The caption competition

Last time I reproduced this picture and asked our highly motivated readers to come up with a caption...

Our eager readers came up with following captions...

"Quick nurse, the screens!"
John McCartney

"I dont want to be castrated."
Kev Wells

"No, the vet said incarcerated!"
Steven Morton

So there you have it, I really can't pick a winner from these three, no please don't make instead let's see if anyone can come up with a suitable caption for this.

Send your entries to, one lucky winner will win absolutely nothing compete with hand engraved non existent presentation case.

Hugh's picture gallery

So lets see what I have been sent this month...

Firstly some sound religious advice for the 21st century.

And now some sound non religious advice...

Looks like someone's having a special summer sale...

What on earth could this possibly mean?

Street light attacks cyclist?

And finally the cute animal based picture...

That's all we have time for.

Hugh Jampton