The Hugh Jampton Experience
Available, only due to contractual obligation,...it's...Hugh...Jampton!
Welcome one and all to my wonderful corner of RISCWorld. A sunny place littered with Diet Coke bottles and discarded Domino's pizza boxes. Anyway by routing through the rubbish I am able to find...wait for it...
The caption competition
As you know, well those who read this column know, every issue I publish a photo and ask RISCWorld readers to come up with an amusing caption. Last issue I gave you this!
So what was in the bulging e-mail sack?
Dave then went on to ask if he would win. Here's a clue, the answer rhymes with Hoe.
However our clear winner is.
Congratulations to Tony. A lorry load of air is being delivered as we speak. Anyway before we move on to this issues caption we need to move back, in true Dr Who style, to the caption from last issue. At the time I complained that nobody has entered. Having been shamed into submission a couple of readers managed to reach the keyboard and reply. This is what Chris newman had to say...
Thanks Chris, it's nice to have the unsolicited testimonials, exactly as I asked for. Anyway Chris wasn't the only reader who sent in a caption for the last issue we also had:
So since I can't be bothered to re-write the first part of my column I will declare Chris the winner of last issues caption competition. He wins a luxury all expenses paid enema (hosepipe included). I must say that it's great to see that RISC OS users aren't behind the times!
Lets move on and see what you can come up with for this little beauty.
Send your entries to email@example.com.
Now we have the funny pictures, then everyone can go to bed, because it's getting a bit late.
Hugh's picture gallery
Firstly a quick warning, if you are easily offended, then tough luck.
First a quick safety warning.
After all the driving perhaps a nice snack might be in order?
And something to wash it down with?
And after the food and drink don't forget the essentials.
Now a quick word from our sponsors.
And returning to the motorcycle theme.
Finally a warning you shouldn't ignore
Don't forget your Horlicks...goodnight John Boy...