The Hugh Jampton Experience
Agado, do do, push pineapple, shake the tree...what fell out? Why it's Hugh Jampton...
Last time I got told off for starting my column with a "welcome to the first column of 2007" comment. Then got heavily edited because everyone else had started their columns in the same way. So this time I will start with something different.
Welcome to the last Hugh Jampton column (whey! - ED) of this volume (oh... - ED). As usual this column has been written by specially trained robot squirrels that select words at random from a waterbut. Sorry, that should have been list. Anyway since we all know the format of the column and that nobody bothers reading it, let's carry on as normal.
The caption competition
As all our keen eagle footed readers will no doubt remember the idea of the caption competition is that I publish a picture and then ask you to send in a funny/amusing/any caption. Last issue I presented you with this:
We had a typically lax response, indeed all that I actually received was:
Strangely followed by...
(For heavens sake that's his sig, you are getting desperate - Aaron).
Well at least we have a clear winner, a man of linguistic ability, Vince Hudd....come on down the price is ridiculous. As a special prize we are giving Vince a luxury DIY brain surgery kit, complete with hammer, chisel and the complete works of Enid Blyton.
Lets now trip gaily towards this issue's competition. Can anyone come up with a caption for this?
As always send anything, even spam for Viagra would be nice, to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Now in a break with lack of tradition we will have some funny pictures.
Hugh's picture gallery
Can you spot the problem with this?
Now a sign that really does mean something.
Don't drink and make signs would be more like it.
Shame bears can't read.
Although I doubt drunk people can either.
Luckily spys can.
Now we have a new section for the Hugh Jampton column...
Hugh's comedy links
Since this is a new feature we only have one link for you to follow this time....
So that's what Castle have been working on all this time! Ta ta.